The Heart Meter Meme

[last_juniberry]

{ I blame padadin :3♥ }

King Alfor
❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Coran
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

All Paladins
❤❤❤❤

Lance
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Pidge
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Shiro
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Hunk
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Keith
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤


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Comments

[padadin]

So I'm not allowed to criticize your hearts? [Kidding, kidding!]

[last_juniberry]

No, you are not. [ Half-meant huffiness, and points to orange heart! ]

[padadin]

[Yeah, sorry, he's just gonna laugh. Oh, Allura.]

[last_juniberry]

Oh, honestly! [ Her hilarity is ill-disguised by a show of exasperation. ] I should add that "confused" heart now, I admit to not getting your brand of humor sometimes.

[padadin]

[Sorry ok, she's being adorable.] More confusing than Coran's?

[last_juniberry]

[ tsun tsun!! ] As a matter of fact, yes! After being around him so long, I'd have deciphered his old man jokes and ugh they are just ...! [ Fingers to forehead, shaking her head, chuckling. ] Funny but no, and yet still funny... you know the types.

[padadin]

You mean the Lance type, don't you.

[last_juniberry]

[ Uhhhhh... ] No. Coran doesn't mean to flirt while joking. Like--

[ Clears throat to make her beat Coran impression. Results may vary. ] What do you call a breeble named Teddie who's marking its territory? [ Pause and -- ] Well he is quite teddie-torial!

[ Allura doesn't know if she's to laugh or groan. ] That was so awful.

[padadin]

[Amused Shiro is amused.]

Are you saying Coran should be punished? [Allura, what have you started.]

[last_juniberry]

Well no, but--

[ Oh wait. OH WAIT. W A I T. Allura's face went from mildly amused to absolutely aghast. ]

No. Not you too!

[ PUNS!! PUNS ARE EVERYWHERE!! FORM VOLTRON!! ]

[padadin]

Sorry? [The way he's laughing tells you that no, he's not sorry.]

[last_juniberry]

[ Allura just shakes her head, a smile playing on her lips. ] Whatever am I going to do with you?

[ Add a heart, that's what. ]

[padadin]

I see you added that heart, would that be answer?

[Allura, be thankful he's not punning in Japanese...]

[last_juniberry]

[ Simply -- ] Yes. Not that it would stop you, would it?

[padadin]

[A shrug.] Does it really bother you so much?

[He can try stopping for her. Can't promise anything when it comes to the cubs though.]

[last_juniberry]

[ Allura shakes her head, smiling. ] Please don't mind me. Puns go over my head sometimes, and I'm usually the last one in on the joke.

[ A little pause and -- ] ... but you can teach me nice ones I can use to get back at Coran.

[ If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. ]